In 1985 Roger Edge was born in the back parking lot of a KFC. Quickly abandoned by his parents for being way too creepy. Roger was taken in and raised by a clan of friendly raccoons. They gave him his Raccoon name of Edgey. With his new found raccoon family Edgey learned the proper arts of scurrying and rooting in dumpsters.Edgey eventually left his raccoon family and headed west from the salty seas of Cape Breton and took up with the Great Old Maestro’s of Design in Windsor. In the following three years of training with these design monk’s Edgey learned the sacred arts of Digital Balance, Greek Images and how to be Ka Ka Ka Kool.After his studies Edgey tutored with the Smeaton. A wise monk who taught him how to build a chair. After learning from this smokey monk Edgey was taken in by Emperor Steve and Captain Carlos. With their tutelage Edgey was able to travel the world from the industrial atlantic New Jersey to the mountain tundra of Boise, Idaho.

After Edgey’s one year pilgrimage Edgey learned that his schooling was not over and so he went on a quest back to Tutor-lands of the South Western. Namely to the city of London, Ontario where he was taught by the Sagacious Disciples of the Multimedia. There he was taught the abilities such as the Miracles of Motion, the three D’s and most of all the Scripts.

Through his travel’s Edgey has followed the teachings of the great coffee god Java. Where he mastered the ways of coffee blend creation and the ability to do extra ordinary things with the ingestion of the mystical coffee bean.

Now with his cute kitten companion our Caffeinated hero continues his epic adventure into the world of worldlyness.